Angst. Angst. Angst.

I'm sorry. Last week, there was absolutely nothing funny about being in IB. Next Monday will be funnier, I promise. Have some quotes.

HT: Somoza invites Sandino over for a dinner conference -
Roi: They were going to TP Sacasa's house!

HT: Roosevelt said Sacasa was an "SOB"
Stealth*: What's that?
HT: ...son of a... gun...
Stealth: Ohhh, it's in Spanish, so it's "B" in Spanish! I get it.
Entire class: ???? /rofl
Me: Okay. Pick a nickname.

*New character! Stealth has been mentioned a few times - he's a member of the NADS and he's also the "jerk" from this entry. But he's also a pretty cool guy. Not sure what's up with the nickname he chose. I'm tempted to get Freudian on the 007-style nicknames the guys keep picking for each other. Also he's way smarter than this quote implies... usually.

Geo: Remember that one time we ate all that trail mix?
Roi: What one time?
Geo: That one time we ate trail mix!

Me: Exposition is like when in movies there's that old wizard and he's telling all the backstory about how there was a big battle and the elf died with his magic crystal and the fairy took his staff and stuck it in the stone and I'm combining nine stories right now...